Resolution
Matt: hey muffin
John: what’s up duck
Matt: ok, you know I made the resolution to stop hunting for ass online for a while?
John: uh yeah
Matt: Question: someone I met online before I made the resolution just sent me an SMS and he
wants to meet. What do i do?
John: Well how hot is he?
Matt: According to craigslist he a 6′0″, 190 and I will not be disappointed
John: ok
Matt: I mean, why should I deny him or myself some carnal pleasures just because of a resolution?
John: yeah
Matt: what if he turns out to be Mr. Big? Or Mr. Right?
John: yeah
Matt: I met him online BEFORE that resolution, I am going to meet him
John: yeah
Matt: thanks for helping me clear it up!
John: ok
March 7th, 2007 at 9:41 am
I swear I can make sentences with more than five words. God, do I always sound that stupid on chat?!
March 7th, 2007 at 11:58 am
you always get what you are looking for…look for cock online and be wantonly lascivious then it follows you will find that kind of person on the other side. if you want to think and act and BE a catch or a prize then you have to think of your self as much more than something for sale on craigslist (and perhaps you are catching on here, but you need to also think, why the hell would _I_ want to touch something on sale on craigslist?) Would you buy a used toothbrush and just stick it in your mouth? Well maybe some gays would, fetishes are fetishes…
March 7th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
Oh Net, you have such a way with words. Next time I crave cock, I will think of a penis as a used toothbrush, and act accordingly. You really should be leading group therapy for sex-a-holics, you know?!
March 8th, 2007 at 5:51 am
Okay Matt - I am so laughing my ass off right now. Craigslist?? In Israel?
March 8th, 2007 at 6:01 am
Melvin - check it out for yourself! http://jerusalem.craigslist.org/
March 8th, 2007 at 7:42 pm
Craigstlist Israel got me my apartment, my furniture, my Hebrew tutor, my last date, and - along with him - crabs!
(j/k about the pets)