It’s Just That Your Head is So Big
The other day I was complaining to a friend about my measurements. I don’t even know what mine are exactly but I am not happy about them. See, I have been searching craigslist M4M listings doing “research” for Mideast Piece. These guys all list their stats - height, weight, - and other, um, measurements. Anyway, I guess I was having a low self esteem day and was feeling down about my body. I am what you’d call a twink. I’ve got a “swimmers body” - but at 5′6″ (on a good day) combined with my boy-ish looks betray my very, very late twenties chronological age. It’s a good thing, I think.
I was sharing this with a friend of mine that I think is just HOT. In a super kind and gentle voice he said, “It’s not that your body is so small, it’s just that your head is so big.” He might not have said “so big” but rather “big” - but either way I felt like some kind of Cirque de Soleil freak puppet. I’ve searched the internet for head shrinking devices with no success at all. Damn, internets. So the only alternative is to make the other parts of my body bigger. Believe me, some parts need no enhancement however. I am sure that I’ll give this up in a few days because I have the discipline of a mutt puppy (although I don’t diddle on the floor anymore unless it’s that kind of party).
Speaking of big heads, Mideast Piece was recently featured in Haaretz. Haaretz is the New York Times of Israel. It doesn’t have the biggest readership, but it’s the most respected newspaper in Israel. You can read the article here. The print article had a super cute picture of me and my big head. I should have made them put my phone number in the paper too. Alas. I went to a party last night at the home of a correspondent for the BBC. Three people in this high brow crowd independently said that they saw my picture in the paper. I felt like a star and I even have the big head to prove it!
May 13th, 2007 at 10:06 pm
I don’t think your head is very big…:)
May 14th, 2007 at 1:29 am
wow…love that Israeli directness. so refreshing.
May 14th, 2007 at 2:29 am
I just _KNEW_ you were talking about me as the HOT friend!!! Dammit.
Congrats on the stardom!
May 14th, 2007 at 5:21 am
hmm, made me think…. some people said my head is too big for my body like its not proportioned, that was when i was thin, when ive gained weight, they said its almost poportioned but they feel bad that i gained weight…. wtf???? thats what i get for listening ehehhe… congrats for the write up in herratz…. mideast piece is rad…. wish i could move to israel.
May 14th, 2007 at 5:30 am
Thanks everybody - feelin’ the love. I am thinking about doing a series on my efforts to become a beefcake - with lots of shirtless pictures. I’m afraid it’d be selling out but I don’t think I care.
May 15th, 2007 at 3:29 pm
Hey cutie.. what are you talking about? In the pic your head looks fine.. And most Hollywood stars have big heads anyways.. so consider yourself a star. I mean look at Reese Witherspoon .. her head is the size of Israel.. but everyone still likes her.. and she was with hottie Ryan Phillppe.. that is nothing to shy away from.. Mazal Tov on the Haaretz article..
May 24th, 2007 at 7:26 pm
are you single?? hahaha, but seriously, if THAT is a big head, well, I guess I love guys with big heads. hey, focus that dirty mind, you know what i meant. =)
June 16th, 2007 at 1:38 pm
I think you are incredibly hot, actually. Your head is really cute, whatever size it is. And I like short, slim guys.
October 13th, 2007 at 5:02 pm
i’m 5′11″ and smaller guys really catch my eye. i want to wrap my arms around them, cute! for guys bigger than me, i want to be wrapped in their arms, but it is the shorter guys i dig the most, always have. so whatever you are, there is someone “out there” who will find you attractive…jon marek