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Fake Gay News
Posted by Matt in GLBTQ, News, Funny, Blog Stuff, Smack Talk, Gay on June 13th, 2007Okay, I know there’s probably more than a few of you who think all I post about are human rights and activism and homophobia. Well, you’re kind of right if you think this, because from my point of view, the world doesn’t need another X-rated gay website.
So next time you see an entry of mine you’d like to take a pass on, I have a satisfying alternative: check out “Fake Gay News” to feel like you’re still part of the world at large but not hovering over its sad, much-abused surface.
Fake Gay News. Because real gay news is too damn depressing.
Coming Out Insurance
Posted by John in Video, Too Cute, GLBTQ, Funny, Fashion, Smack Talk, Gay on June 4th, 2007Axis of Evil - Makes Me Laugh!
Posted by John in Video, Human Rights, News, Funny, Smack Talk, Middle East on May 8th, 2007Enjoy!
Two words: Fanny Pack
Posted by John in Adult Entertainment, Video, GLBTQ, Funny, Movies, Smack Talk, Gay, Middle East on May 8th, 2007Your Opinion
Posted by Matt in Too Cute, Blog Stuff, Smack Talk on April 12th, 2007We recently received this Email from a new Israeli fan. Please weigh in on what has become “The Great Piece Battle.” (Note: the piece pictured below is actor Yehuda Levi)
Hi Guys,
Love your blog which I just discovered today.
I was reading it together with my boyfriend who is American and wanted to know why you refer to guys as “Pieces” he thought it sounded derogatory. Like you see men as a “piece of meat” and not as humans.
I am a Hebrew speaker and I guess you are making a direct translation from the slang word “Hatih”. I explained it to him, but he still thought that calling a beautiful man a “Piece” has a demeaning connotation in English.
I love the concept of your blog and would hate to think you are not getting your message across because you are turning your readers off with words that may be perceived as sexist towards men..
Best wishes,
Eran
Hunger Strike Over?
Posted by Matt in Too Sexy, Funny, Blog Stuff, Smack Talk on March 17th, 2007
Matt: What up dog
John: nothing cat
Matt: guess what?! t’s been one week since I ordered in ass from the Internet!!!
John: wow that is like the pope not praying for a day
Matt: yeah i can’t believe i made it this far
John: your jaw must finally be working normally?
Matt: LOL! oh you!
John: listen don’t go on permanent hiatus, we need you to share your dirty nights out with our readers!
Matt: yeah i know
John: don’t be turnin into Mother Teresa now!!
Matt: don’t worry i like food too much
John: and men!
Matt: ok you are right i will get me some ass this weekend… for the sake of Mideast Piece!!
John: yeah it would be esp good if you got some non-Jewish Israeli ass, to prove the point about tolerance and acceptance and all.
Matt: good call. or maybe a 3-some? one from each of the monotheistic faiths?
John: NOW you’re talking!
Resolution
Posted by Matt in Relationships, Funny, Smack Talk on March 7th, 2007
Matt: hey muffin
John: what’s up duck
Matt: ok, you know I made the resolution to stop hunting for ass online for a while?
John: uh yeah
Matt: Question: someone I met online before I made the resolution just sent me an SMS and he
wants to meet. What do i do?
John: Well how hot is he?
Matt: According to craigslist he a 6′0″, 190 and I will not be disappointed
John: ok
Matt: I mean, why should I deny him or myself some carnal pleasures just because of a resolution?
John: yeah
Matt: what if he turns out to be Mr. Big? Or Mr. Right?
John: yeah
Matt: I met him online BEFORE that resolution, I am going to meet him
John: yeah
Matt: thanks for helping me clear it up!
John: ok
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